Low Water Mark

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The Low Water Mark is a work of satire and parody. Names, lodges, honours and events may be embellished, invented, or gently roasted for comic effect. Nothing herein is an official communication of any Grand Lodge, Provincial or Metropolitan authority, and no Masonic body endorses it. Any resemblance to real proceedings is a coincidence the Tyler will strenuously deny.