The Lodge is delighted to announce that W.Bro Jamie Dunn has been given the honour of becoming PADGC which, as some brethren have suggested, either stands for “Probably Attending, Generally Dozing Contentedly” or “Pours Another Glass, Doesn’t Care” — but is in fact the esteemed rank of Past Assistant Grand Director of Ceremonies.

He is also particularly delighted that the Centenary meeting in June is a full-regalia meeting, as he can show off his new bling to the Brethren; so it is probably “Parading All Glitter, Dramatically and Ceremoniously”. Rumours that the Secretary is having to have the lodge doors widened accordingly are entirely false.