Following the near-misdemeanour of Bro Starkey, Bro Nick Lockett has produced “The Definitive Guide to Baby Masonic Rituals”, a 100-page light-hearted look at raising a future Lewis, complete with cartoons and such items as The Working Tools of a New Parent, The Rite of the Sacred Swaddle (Nappy), and The Ode to the Large Coffee.

It will be sold with profits going to the Lodge’s Centenary Fund (and, we hope, available soon in the Freemasonry Shop). The first-ever copy will be presented to Bro Starkey at the Centenary Festive Board. Bro Lockett was persuaded that complimentary “Masonic Branded” nappies were probably ill-advised.